greetings from the biscuit situation

hello biscuit fans! i hope you are all enjoying this site as much as me and adam are. here are some words about what we have been doing since you last saw us. perhaps you have downloaded our song. i hope you all like it. lately me and adam have been very productive and have many demos that we soon hope to convert into a fully formed haircut release with the help of giles' technical virtuosity and many microphones.

some other songs we have recorded lately are 'i did my GCSEs in Tescos' and 'Polyphonic Girl pt. 2' in which we return to the eponymous beauty as she sets off on more tea-related adventures. we debuted some of these songs in adam's new favourite alcohol haven, the Louis Armstrong in Dover a couple of weeks (months?) ago, to a crowd of refined teenage music enthusiasts. perhaps we'll get to play them to you some day.

Adam is currently contemplating fleeing to Bognor Regis to work as a light entertainment officer. it is through this medium that we hope to begin our climb to the toppermost regions of the Butlins music scene. he has also told me many things about working on second-rate children's television programmes. i don't know whether to believe him or not.

Thom